Homgomjatlik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage pigeon.

Homgomjatlik created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Homgomjatlik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homgomjatlik, it will be mildly annoyed.

Homgomjatlik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Homgomjatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.