Flagyattpak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet pigeon.

Flagyattpak created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagyattpak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flagyattpak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flagyattpak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flagyattpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.