Honsityattvog is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, smart hedgehog.
Honsityattvog created a bottom quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in Honsityattvog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Honsityattvog, he will make you grow a tail.
Honsityattvog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Honsityattvog's Holy Commandments
1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never look at moons.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Honsityattvog loves ducks, so they must be honoured.