Stragpangraw is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective fairy.

Stragpangraw created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragpangraw, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stragpangraw, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stragpangraw's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Stragpangraw's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Stragpangraw's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away from blue mice, for they are unholy.