Duddusscib is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest ferret.

Duddusscib created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Duddusscib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Duddusscib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Duddusscib's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Duddusscib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Always help otters.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fire.