Japbogbab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unjust bee.

Japbogbab created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japbogbab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Japbogbab, he will turn you into a frog.

Japbogbab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Japbogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.