Flatfliscep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable mouse.

Flatfliscep created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Flatfliscep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flatfliscep, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flatfliscep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flatfliscep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.