Cibhittetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witless naga.

Cibhittetti created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cibhittetti, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cibhittetti, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cibhittetti's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cibhittetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not kill rats.