Tafbus is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional elephant.

Tafbus created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbus, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafbus, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tafbus' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tafbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never paint your chest mauve.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sing in the presence of doves.

5. Never mention shrews.