Camhogdav is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive octopus.

Camhogdav created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camhogdav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camhogdav, she will send you a sign.

Camhogdav's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Camhogdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Camhogdav loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.