Cetgarnul is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered finch.

Cetgarnul created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Cetgarnul, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cetgarnul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cetgarnul's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cetgarnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cetgarnul's name in vain.

2. Put Cetgarnul first in all things.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never wear black corsets.

5. Do not hurt dogs.