Cat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring goose.

Cat created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cat, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cat on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about planets.