Jiggabhog Quagnadnib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless wyrm.

Jiggabhog Quagnadnib created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiggabhog Quagnadnib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jiggabhog Quagnadnib, she will turn you into a slug.

Jiggabhog Quagnadnib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jiggabhog Quagnadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jiggabhog Quagnadnib.

2. Jiggabhog Quagnadnib loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Jiggabhog Quagnadnib's priests.

5. Do not drink alcohol.