Voggemmumtencedlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage troll.

Voggemmumtencedlarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Voggemmumtencedlarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Voggemmumtencedlarp, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Voggemmumtencedlarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Voggemmumtencedlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never feed peanuts to tortoises while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not shave your head.