Stiglikrow is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Stiglikrow created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglikrow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stiglikrow, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stiglikrow's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Stiglikrow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiglikrow.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Never skip near cats.