Genbonruttlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective weasel.

Genbonruttlik created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbonruttlik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Genbonruttlik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Genbonruttlik's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Genbonruttlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. You must love Genbonruttlik.