Gedyattdav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing wyrm.

Gedyattdav created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedyattdav, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gedyattdav, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gedyattdav's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gedyattdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not covet oxen.