Dussflissiscid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome slug.

Dussflissiscid created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussflissiscid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dussflissiscid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dussflissiscid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dussflissiscid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Worship no other gods but Dussflissiscid.