Targwadtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving finch.

Targwadtab created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targwadtab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Targwadtab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Targwadtab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Targwadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Put Targwadtab first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.