Nelliggenmif Mabhattarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy mouse.

Nelliggenmif Mabhattarg created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelliggenmif Mabhattarg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nelliggenmif Mabhattarg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nelliggenmif Mabhattarg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nelliggenmif Mabhattarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.