Stipgarkon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate frog.

Stipgarkon created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgarkon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stipgarkon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stipgarkon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Stipgarkon's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never sing in holy places.