Kamdogomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome salamander.

Kamdogomt created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamdogomt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kamdogomt, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kamdogomt's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kamdogomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Kamdogomt seven times a day.

3. Always obey Kamdogomt's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.