Vidfotrapcit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered pigeon.

Vidfotrapcit created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfotrapcit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vidfotrapcit, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vidfotrapcit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vidfotrapcit's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Hide from purple aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Never look at planets.