Stragjinlin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless dugong.

Stragjinlin created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjinlin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stragjinlin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stragjinlin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stragjinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never mention pigs.