Veenflamren is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented meerkat.

Veenflamren created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenflamren, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veenflamren, he will be very unhappy.

Veenflamren's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Veenflamren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never feed strawberries to gulls while wearing orange shorts.

5. Do not listen to music.