Zuttailcub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful gorilla.

Zuttailcub created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zuttailcub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zuttailcub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zuttailcub's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zuttailcub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zuttailcub first in all things.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed beans to dolphins while wearing green jumpers.