Likmobyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome wolf.

Likmobyog created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likmobyog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Likmobyog, she will turn you into a mole.

Likmobyog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Likmobyog's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not stand on grass.