Sawmutved is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing wyrm.

Sawmutved created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawmutved, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sawmutved, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sawmutved's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sawmutved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.