Pangnarlbimfemton is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful hippopotamus.
Pangnarlbimfemton created matter three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Pangnarlbimfemton, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Pangnarlbimfemton, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Pangnarlbimfemton's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Pangnarlbimfemton's Holy Commandments
1. Feed all hungry birds.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.