Duttonzod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome sheep.

Duttonzod created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duttonzod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Duttonzod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Duttonzod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Duttonzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Hide from mauve snakes for they are unholy.