Rowmitdin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful hydra.

Rowmitdin created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rowmitdin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowmitdin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rowmitdin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rowmitdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always take life seriously.