Sinhomced is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty crab.

Sinhomced created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhomced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinhomced, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sinhomced's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sinhomced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.