Pasrot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying pig.

Pasrot created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Pasrot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pasrot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pasrot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pasrot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the west.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Worship no other gods but Pasrot.