Fodspagmin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy spider.

Fodspagmin created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodspagmin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodspagmin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fodspagmin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fodspagmin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.