Cebrigjonstigparkloop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish goat.

Cebrigjonstigparkloop created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebrigjonstigparkloop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebrigjonstigparkloop, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cebrigjonstigparkloop's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cebrigjonstigparkloop's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebrigjonstigparkloop.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.