Dudyatcet is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited narwhal.

Dudyatcet created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudyatcet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudyatcet, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dudyatcet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dudyatcet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Never laugh near whales.