Bodrigpak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable coyote.

Bodrigpak created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Bodrigpak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodrigpak, it will turn you into a dog.

Bodrigpak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bodrigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Hide if seven foxes approach from the west.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.