Bellak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate swan.

Bellak created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellak, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bellak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bellak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head orange.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never write about gravity.