Sterlidtip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, stupid grasshopper.

Sterlidtip created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sterlidtip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sterlidtip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sterlidtip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sterlidtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.