Wipciss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective hippopotamus.

Wipciss created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Wipciss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wipciss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wipciss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wipciss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Never hurt pigs.