Wonappyok is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying wasp.

Wonappyok created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wonappyok, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wonappyok, she will laugh at you.

Wonappyok's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wonappyok's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonappyok.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Wonappyok loves shrews, so they must be honoured.