Jop is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy centaur.

Jop created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jop, it will be very unhappy.

Jop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. You must love Jop.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.