Afsisrow is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome cow.

Afsisrow created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afsisrow, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afsisrow, she will destroy your home solar system.

Afsisrow's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Afsisrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afsisrow.

4. Afsisrow loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Never sing in holy places.