Zagsislabbeplimbadwodnib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent dugong.

Zagsislabbeplimbadwodnib created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagsislabbeplimbadwodnib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagsislabbeplimbadwodnib, it will be very unhappy.

Zagsislabbeplimbadwodnib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zagsislabbeplimbadwodnib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Zagsislabbeplimbadwodnib loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.