Danpaslip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured bird.

Danpaslip created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danpaslip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Danpaslip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Danpaslip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Danpaslip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.