Xennulbop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest octopus.

Xennulbop created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xennulbop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xennulbop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Xennulbop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xennulbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured manatees.