Fabkadgon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful bat.

Fabkadgon created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabkadgon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabkadgon, he will not care at all.

Fabkadgon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fabkadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fabkadgon.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabkadgon.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.