Limxuckrullriljen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane sheep.

Limxuckrullriljen created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Limxuckrullriljen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Limxuckrullriljen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Limxuckrullriljen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Limxuckrullriljen's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Limxuckrullriljen must be the most important thing in your life.