Hanratten is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome duck.

Hanratten created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanratten, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanratten, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hanratten's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hanratten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hanratten.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.