Fubtomstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind tortoise.

Fubtomstan created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubtomstan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubtomstan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fubtomstan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fubtomstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always wear yellow.